Ran into my ex at the grocery store while holding eggs and champagne. PGP.

The electronic card reader broke while they were ringing up my takeout food. I had to wait while they manually imprinted a carbon copy of my card like it was the Middle Ages. PGP.

Old enough for wrinkles, young enough for acne. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

Engagement Season. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

Buying antacid when I buy beer. PGP.

Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

Applied for a job from my work computer yesterday. PGPM