The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

Planning your new life around the job you just interviewed for only to not get the job. PGP.

Redownloading the Bumble and Tinder apps. PGP.