“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

Ugh, I hate hearing about my coworkers’ kids and their Halloween. PGP.

Having the same Monday night routine as Ted Cruz. PGP.

Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.