Too lazy to take out my contacts every night. Too poor to afford Lasik. PGP.

Actually looking forward to work this week, because most of the people I hate are still on vacation. PGP.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

Received an email that there is no company holiday party this year but we are “encouraged” to host our own offsite party. PGP.

The transmission went out in my 3 year old car this morning. PGP.

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

I’m not driving the struggle bus. I’m not even riding the struggle bus. I just got run the fuck over by the struggle bus. PGP.