Just got my first puppy as an ‘adult’ last month, border collie/beagle mix. It’s definitely like having a child but best decision I’ve ever made. Good luck sir.
I still live in my college town and I deal with people who I’ve barely talked to since graduation asking if they can crash on my couch and pretend to relive college for the weekend. That shit is reserved for homecoming weekend only.
I was standing a few yards away from Jordan Spieth as he won the John Deere Classic last year. It wasn’t a major win but it was still a damn cool experience.
Agreed, nothing beat that Monday playoff for the win in ’08. And don’t hate me for saying this, but just once I’d love to see Sergio finally win a major.
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I also miss Gil Humplestead.
Girls are onto your game. You should’ve used a fake name.
Just got my first puppy as an ‘adult’ last month, border collie/beagle mix. It’s definitely like having a child but best decision I’ve ever made. Good luck sir.
Half my days at work are spent organizing new playlists. Once you go premium there is no going back.
I still live in my college town and I deal with people who I’ve barely talked to since graduation asking if they can crash on my couch and pretend to relive college for the weekend. That shit is reserved for homecoming weekend only.
I was standing a few yards away from Jordan Spieth as he won the John Deere Classic last year. It wasn’t a major win but it was still a damn cool experience.
Linkin Park when I was a teenager and they were in their prime. Chester Bennington was a phenomenal frontman.
THIS. I know so many women who swear by this $50 wrap garbage. “Let me show you how!”
This is the truth. I love bacon, always have, but I don’t know when society suddenly became obsessed with it.
Oh that’s just angry Fran McCaffery. Can’t trust those profile photos.
I go through these exact same thoughts as a girl. Texting is hell.
Living cheap as fuck for the next 4 years just so I can get them paid off by 30.
How were children not mentioned in this? I always manage to be seated next to screaming/coughing toddlers.
I laughed harder at this than I should have. This is gold.
Agreed, nothing beat that Monday playoff for the win in ’08. And don’t hate me for saying this, but just once I’d love to see Sergio finally win a major.
You’re becoming my favorite writer on here.
God this is so accurate. Like 10 years from now are people still going to be sending selfies from their boring cube life? Make it go away.
Little Debbie Fridays were the best day of the week.
Or I’ll pull a Kramer and break a steam valve.
My local Jimmy John’s has a sign posted saying it will not be participating in dollar subs. PGP.