The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.

Kegels. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Not needing an alarm clock. PGP.