Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.
The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.
Just got a text from the office manager saying we are opening the office late due to the snow. I was already here. PGP.
I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP
I think this Jeff character has staying power.
When buying new jeans is easier than losing the weight. PGP
My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.
Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.
Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.
Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.
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