I’m legitimately worried I won’t be able to afford a new gameday polo for this season. PGP.

I have no self control. PGP.

I fell asleep during a haircut last night. PGP.

Can’t wait to watch the news tonight. PGP.

Going into empty conference rooms to rip farts. PGP.

Coming to the haunting conclusion that two years of experience and a Finance degree still isn’t enough for employers. PGP.

Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP.