Being ready to party but remembering it’s Tuesday. PGP.

When you’re still paying the price for going out on Friday the following Tuesday. PGP.

The asshole/gentleman balance that worked in college just doesn’t work anymore. PGP.

Taking a bright-eyed, eager new hire under my wing and ever-so-subtly transferring my daily workload to him. PGPM.

Reading “How to be Happier at Work” articles. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

I have a case of the Tuesdays? PGP.

My friends are tailgating right now. I’m at my desk. PGP.

Getting up early just to spend time doing nothing before work. PGP.

I really can’t stand anyone. PGP.