The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.
I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP
I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP
My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.
There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.
Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.
Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP
3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.
Robbie Sherrard 2016.
I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.
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