Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP

Some days I feel like a soulless robot. PGP.

“How was your vacation?”

My badge to get into my office didn’t work this morning. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. PGP

Hangovers at work being unacceptable, with the exception of the day after the office holiday party.

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

I’m so tired of sucking in my gut to keep people from knowing I’m gaining weight. PGP.

I’ll circle back with some touch-points after the deliverables are digested and we get a feeler from management.

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP