Stalking someone on Lync so you can call them as soon as they sign in. PGP.

Only 45 more years. #PGP

Going on a business trip instead of the Jimmy Buffett concert this year. PGP

Main points from today’s mandatory, hour long webinar: do your job, do it in a timely manner, don’t break the law. PGP.

My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.

Just switched over from non exempt to exempt, and now I’m even more afraid of taking time off.PGP

I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.