Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

That married couple with the 1 Facebook profile.

Only 2 more hours until I have to work 2 more hours. PGP.

BCOM classes not covering how to subtly tell people to fuck off. PGP.

“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”

Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

Contemplating putting an out of order sign on my favorite bathroom stall to reserve it. PGPM.

May 19th. Just now received state refund. PGP

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Wharton MBA dreams on a PMP certification budget. PGP.