Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Signing up for a PGP account while sitting at graduation. PGP.

I’m 34 I work from home I thought it was a good idea to go to college night last night I have an 8 AM conference call and I just washed and Addie down with a five hour energy let’s do this

Going to dollar beer night at the minor league game turns into getting not getting home until 4 in the morning and needing to wake up by 6. PGP.

Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP