Top Gun turned 30 today. RIP Goose.

Forgot I had lowered my chair and sat on my balls. PGP.

Two days at TPC. Two weeks hungover. PGP.

Wanted to live on the edge. Opened a voluntary tax sheltered annuity.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.

The traffic report has essentially just turned into “Every road is closed…forever”

Client scheduled a call at 6 on a Friday PGP

Still hungover from the Kentucky Derby. PGP.

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP