My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.
I threw my back out after going too hard at Mini-Golf. PGP.
Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.
My boyfriend just got adult braces. #PGP
I wish my boss would take longer vacations.
I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.
“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.