Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.
I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.
My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP
Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.
I hate everyone I work with. PGP.
Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.
I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive
I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.
Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.
The desperate search for decent talk radio when traveling for work.