Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.

Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.

“What would you say are your biggest weaknesses?” PGP.