Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.