My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.

This third cup of coffee was pointless. PGP.

I had to reschedule my Netflix binge due to March Madness. PGP.

My favorite shows are all getting cancelled this spring.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Wedding season 2k15. PGP.