Thinking about sending in my application to The Real World.

Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

Apparently everyone at my office is a meteorologist.

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

Adopting a “maintain, don’t gain” diet mindset. PGP

At least they took the time to send a rejection email.