Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.