Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.

The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.

If you’re ridiculously busy and your day still drags, that’s when you know you truly hate your job. PGP.

Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.

Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.