Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.