Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.