Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.

The girl who’s “not single, just looking for friends” on Tinder. PGP.

My tinder matches are really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. PGP.

Tinder-ing all the local talent while out of town on a business trip. PGP.

Fresh skid marks in my favorite bathroom stall. Day ruined. PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.

Stirring your coffee with a pen. PGP.