Being certified in everything, but knowing less than Jon Snow. PGP.

The only thing I have in common with most of my coworkers is that the same person writes our checks. PGP.

Debating between letting your social life flourish or living like a hermit and contributing all extra dollars to a retirement account. PGP.

Stopping for Tums and condoms before a third date. PGP.

Assuming every hot girl that endorses your skills on LinkedIn is really endorsing something else. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.

Developing “monitor envy” when a coworker gets dual screens that are larger than your one. PGP.