Trying to justify triple digit bar tabs on an expense report. PGP.

The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.

Packing a lip, then immediately chasing it with whitening gum. PGP.

I think I’m becoming the office Jerry. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

The traditional Monday morning removal of the croakies. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.