The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

My mind is so far away from work that I’m bordering on an out-of-body experience. PGP.

Getting disciplined by your boss for doing what your boss’ boss told you to do.

Being unable to determine whether she’s nice or flirting when in the office and afraid of getting referred to HR for trying.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

I did the math. My monthly student loan payment is almost as much as the monthly payment on a Maserati Ghibli would be.