“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.

I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.

Your mother-in-law wishing her daughter married someone else. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

I joined a bowling league, mainly to have an excuse to drink on Wednesday nights. PGP.