Oh good, it’s Thursday. That means I might actually have something to post on Instagram. PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

“We’re just not seeing the productivity we’d like.” PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

A collection company called me last night about my library fines. PGP.

For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.