Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Spending more than I make in one paycheck being a bridesmaid in an in-town wedding. PGP.

My CEO had his face painted at this summer’s company picnic. It was a dragon, complete with fire and glitter. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.

Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.