That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

I have one of the nicer cars in my work lot. I drive a 2012 Camry. PGP.

The daily race home to beat my roommate to the TV after work. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

The overly aggressive automatic flusher just sprayed shit all over my clothes. PGP.

Really wishing I could ctrl+z in real life situations. PGP.

I submitted a two-day vacation request while my boss was on a three-week vacation. The day he got back, he rejected my request. PGP.

The best thing that has happened since getting a full-time job: McDonald’s breakfast. The worst thing that has happened since getting a full-time job: McDonald’s breakfast. PGP.