I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

Getting into wine because it’s cheaper than liquor. PGP.

Turning your coworker’s kid into your personal assistant for the day. PGPM.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

Today, they asked me to help move file cabinets from one side of the office to the other. PGP.

Put in my two weeks notice and got a hefty raise and promotion instead. I still want to quit. PGP.

Had a nice exchange with my mailman this morning. PGP.

Asking for a Jos. A. Bank gift card for your birthday. PGP.

Sucking in the double chin and the gut at the same time. PGP.

Pretending you didn’t see you were tagged in the ice bucket challenge because you’re to poor to donate. PGP.