Didn’t drink yesterday. Lost two pounds. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Office hosted a “Sunday Funday” yesterday. Got three “Where are you?” emails before 7 a.m. PGP.

1: “The Summer Interns already leave?” 2: “Yep.” 1: “So winter is truly coming.” PGP.

Had plans for the weekend until my boss decided otherwise. PGP.

There’s a fine line between being underutilized and being unnecessary. I’m walking it. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

Tried a new, calmer sounding alarm this morning. Overslept by almost two hours. PGP.

Really excited about the energy efficiency of my new washer and dryer. PGP.