I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

Being afraid to put your actual picture on your PGP account. PGP.

Knowing way too much about Aeron Chairs and fantasizing about them constantly. PGP.

Needing to have a break up conversation with a girl after only two weeks of hanging out. PGP.

Timehop informed me that Mario Kart was first released today, 22 years ago. PGP.

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

Inescapable urinal small talk. PGP.

Getting office envy. PGP.