My little cousin said she loves Beyoncé. Trying to bond, I told her I liked Destiny’s Child. She had no idea what I was talking. PGP.

Can I go home now? PGP.

Moved one time zone east. Now the PGP posts start one hour later. PGP.

Your boss calling to tell you he has out of office meetings all day, then seeing Facebook pictures of him at a golf tournament. PGP.

“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

My coworkers found embarrassing pictures of me from high school and are now exchanging them by email. PGP.

Everything in your cart being “personal” size, except the “family size” pack of cookies. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Got rear ended by a high schooler this morning. PGP.

Being mature enough to have a Costco membership. PGP.