Grocery shopping was the highlight of my day. PGP.

Felt wild today, so I wrote in blue pen instead of black. PGP.

Six staff members asked if I was new at the back-to-school meeting. I have been teaching here for two years. PGP.

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

“Let’s take this offline” never ends well. PGP.

My girlfriend’s Pinterest is full of engagement rings. PGP.

Being nervous you got fired when you have no new emails in the morning. PGP.