Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Having to remind your boss that you have the day off. PGP.

Knowing exactly how far you can drive with the “empty gas tank” light on. PGP.

Considering a move down south after seeing the talent at the Dallas office. PGPM. Realizing you can’t afford Dallas. PGP.

Intoxication by cologne while riding the elevator. PGP.

My boss brought in two new smoking hot marketing reps. He walked right by me with them and didn’t introduce me. PGP.

Making fun of my manager with my senior manager. PGPM.

The more the partners like me, the more my workload continues to grow. PGP.

A senior manager told me today that I am headed for great things. He couldn’t see that I was looking at job listings on my laptop. PGP.