There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.

It’s only 8 a.m., and my new cubemate has already used ‘hump day, right?’ and ‘I haven’t had my coffee yet’. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

I am more competitive in spring softball than in my job search.

Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.