Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.
Connie Britton looking good.
Falling asleep during the 3rd period or the 3rd quarter depending on what night it is. PGP.
“Please see below.” PGP.
Using Snapchat to check your hair and teeth before getting up from your desk. PGP.
Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.
The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.
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