Boss just called me from the Bahamas to let me know he was looking at the beach while I am working.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

If I don’t call it a “career” it means I haven’t given up on my dreams….right? …

Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

YouTube has taught me more about my job than any amount of training ever has. PGP.

Cubicle decorating contests. PGP.