My work’s “happy” hour is being held in the hallway outside of my cubicle.

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.

Your upbeat Friday vibes lasting about 20 minutes into the day before you remember how much this sucks. PGP.

Denise threw her back out and now lays on the floor of her cubicle for hours each day. PGP.