Someone was a drunk asshole last year so we don’t have holiday parties anymore. PGP.

My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Lateral moves. PGP.

Someone threw up in the sink. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

Everybody in the office is sick. PGP.

Slightly excited for my flu shot tomorrow. PGP.

My cube mate talks to herself. PGP.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

12 days to Week 1 and our quarterback is out 9-12 months. PGP.