The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

The new secretary is a snaggletooth. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.

Scoping out apartments you can’t afford on Craigslist in cities you’ll never even visit. PGP.