Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

Just uttering “Mornin'” to a coworker because you’re apparently too lazy to say “Good morning.” PGP.

We all just got laid off.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Bring your child to work day. PGP.

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP

I don’t want to be here.

Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.

The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP