“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP

Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.

Always running into the same guy in the bathroom.

“You guys hear about Jared?”

Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP