My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP

Not being able to connect to the company WiFi in the bathroom. PGP.