If one more person says ‘reach out’ I’m going to reach my hand down their neck and pull out their balls. PGP.

My managers get a list of all the fuck-ups from yesterday every morning. I was responsible for 40% of them. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

Playing basketball on weekday nights outdoors. Referred to now as old man. PGP.