My city is going absolutely batshit over the Cubs. I’m a Twins fan. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

AM radio traffic updates. PGP.

When your manager asks for an update on the internal posting you applied for. PGPowerMove.

Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.